A Couple watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Kolkatta.
Wife : Is the umpire calling for a helicopter ?
Husband : No. It's a Free Hit.
Wife : Now whom is he saying "Hi" to ?
Husband : He is signaling a "Bye" run.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband Turns off the TV
Wife Immediately Turns it on again and starts watching
Zubaida Aapa
Husband: Who is Zubaida Aapa
here?
Wife: Don't you dare to disturb me....
